C. London

(via failbag)

Should have done this to my stoop. Thems roaches were all over my steps.

First the Yankees win the World Series.
Then the Revs are knocked out of the MLS playoffs.
Now Man United lost to Chelsea.

I don’t know how I pissed the Sports God off, but I did a right good job of it, apparently.

My only hope for not being completely depressed is if Seattle wins today and Liverpool loses tomorrow.

Even Tyra couldn’t ruin this movie. Also, makes me miss living on the same block as the actual Coyote Ugly bar.

After a week of having my Facebook in German, I swapped it over to Hungarian, purely to confuse myself a little more, I’m sure.

(via kelsobug)

I would like this person to be my friend.

This is why Dominique is my soul mate.

The answer is yes. Yes, right now. Go die, Chicago.

Why must you give me a heart attack? This is not fun for me. I already had to watch the Devil win the World Series, now you’re going to lose to Chicago? Come.On.

Unconditional Love With Much Disappointment,
Chelsea

jimmywhacked:

(via dirtypicturesturnmeon)

That is a wonderful feeling…

I get it. You’re indie. ENOUGH.